Not loud. Not apologetic. Just honest.

Sold as a set of 2 — because one is never enough.

Why people choose these:

• Real slate — no two pieces are the same

• Permanent laser engraving (won’t fade or peel)

• Felt-backed to protect your surfaces

• Built to be used, not just displayed

The Grumpy AF Club slate coaster is for those who don’t sugarcoat mornings and don’t pretend small talk is their favorite hobby. It carries the same vintage, slightly weathered edge as the rest of the Heritage line — bold, timeless, and built to last.

Each 4x4 coaster is laser-engraved into natural slate, giving the design a permanent, stone-etched finish that won’t fade or peel. The raw, chipped edges keep the character intact — no two pieces are exactly alike. It feels solid in your hand. Substantial. Like it belongs next to a proper pour.

The felt tab backing protects your surfaces while the slate absorbs condensation naturally, making it as functional as it is unapologetic.

This isn’t novelty décor.
It’s attitude with weight.

Perfect for:

• Whiskey nights

• Garage bars

• Office desks that don’t do “cheerful”

• Gifting to the friend who means well… but wakes up grumpy

Details:
• 4” x 4” natural slate
• Laser-engraved design (permanent and fade-resistant)
• Felt tab backing for surface protection
• Raw, chipped natural edges
• Wipe clean (not dishwasher safe)