For the one who wakes up honest.

The Grumpy AF Set is made for strong coffee, quiet mornings, and unapologetic personalities. Whether you’re gifting it to someone who proudly owns their mood — or claiming it because it’s absolutely you — this set delivers attitude with quality.

The 30 oz tumbler is crafted from food-grade 304 stainless steel with a seamless, electro-polished interior that resists rust and preserves the true taste of every sip. Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot for up to 6 hours and cold for up to 12 — perfect for long mornings, road trips, or “don’t talk to me yet” commutes.

Two 4x4 natural slate coasters add weight and edge. Made from 100% pure slate, each piece features unique stone texture and is backed with protective felt to guard surfaces from heat and condensation.

Included is a curated premium coffee sampler — expertly roasted, freshly ground, and completely free of additives or preservatives. Each premeasured 2.5 oz frac pack brews a full pot of rich, consistent drip coffee. Proudly roasted and packed in the USA by Colonial Coffee Roasters in Miami, FL, a family-owned company with three generations of expertise.

It’s bold. It’s practical. It’s honest.

Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, holiday gifts — or anyone who believes personality should come before politeness.

Grumpy? Maybe.
Refined? Absolutely.