{"product_id":"grumpy-af-club-mindset-slate-coasters","title":"GRUMPY AF CLUB-MINDSET SLATE COASTERS","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eNot loud. Not apologetic. Just honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eSold as a set of 2 — because one is never enough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dfvzyj\" data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eWhy people choose these:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c3ngxk\" data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eReal slate — no two pieces are the same\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14v47xr\" data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003ePermanent laser engraving (won’t fade or peel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"le9gsz\" data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eFelt-backed to protect your surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15mje6n\" data-start=\"1113\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eBuilt to be used, not just displayed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eGrumpy AF Club\u003c\/strong\u003e slate coaster is for those who don’t sugarcoat mornings and don’t pretend small talk is their favorite hobby. It carries the same vintage, slightly weathered edge as the rest of the Heritage line — bold, timeless, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eEach 4x4 coaster is laser-engraved into natural slate, giving the design a permanent, stone-etched finish that won’t fade or peel. The raw, chipped edges keep the character intact — no two pieces are exactly alike. It feels solid in your hand. Substantial. Like it belongs next to a proper pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eThe felt tab backing protects your surfaces while the slate absorbs condensation naturally, making it as functional as it is unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003eThis isn’t novelty décor.\u003cbr data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eIt’s attitude with weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eWhiskey nights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eGarage bars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eOffice desks that don’t do “cheerful”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eGifting to the friend who means well… but wakes up grumpy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e• 4” x 4” natural slate\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e• Laser-engraved design (permanent and fade-resistant)\u003cbr data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003e• Felt tab backing for surface protection\u003cbr data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003e• Raw, chipped natural edges\u003cbr data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1591\"\u003e• Wipe clean (not dishwasher safe)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebel Light House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46575475294366,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/5576\/5662\/files\/grumpy_af_2_coasters.jpg?v=1772545139","url":"https:\/\/www.rebellighthouse.com\/products\/grumpy-af-club-mindset-slate-coasters","provider":"Rebel Light House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}