{"product_id":"genuine-american-spirit-mindset-slate-coasters-copy","title":"WE ARE NOT DESCENDED-MINDSET SLATE COASTERS","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eNot loud. Not apologetic. Just honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eSET OF 2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eWe Are Not Descended \u003c\/b\u003eslate coaster is for those who don’t sugarcoat mornings and don’t pretend small talk is their favorite hobby. It carries the same vintage, slightly weathered edge as the rest of the Heritage line — bold, timeless, and built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"772\" data-end=\"1067\"\u003eEach 4x4 coaster is laser-engraved into natural slate, giving the design a permanent, stone-etched finish that won’t fade or peel. The raw, chipped edges keep the character intact — no two pieces are exactly alike. It feels solid in your hand. Substantial. Like it belongs next to a proper pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eThe felt tab backing protects your surfaces while the slate absorbs condensation naturally, making it as functional as it is unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003eThis isn’t novelty décor.\u003cbr data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eIt’s attitude with weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eWhiskey nights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eGarage bars\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eOffice desks that don’t do “cheerful”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eGifting to the friend who means well… but wakes up grumpy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e• 4” x 4” natural slate\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e• Laser-engraved design (permanent and fade-resistant)\u003cbr data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003e• Felt tab backing for surface protection\u003cbr data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003e• Raw, chipped natural edges\u003cbr data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1591\"\u003e• Wipe clean (not dishwasher safe)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rebel Light House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46575936929950,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/5576\/5662\/files\/We_are_not_descended_2_coasters.jpg?v=1772545014","url":"https:\/\/www.rebellighthouse.com\/products\/genuine-american-spirit-mindset-slate-coasters-copy","provider":"Rebel Light House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}